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Here’s a kicker – little known fact, swear to Christ. Back in ’98, this chick, Candy, worked the docks. Got busted with a cop’s badge in her bra! True story, fucked up, right? Cops were shakin’ their heads, fuckin’ embarrassed. Happy times, seein’ pigs squirm. Surprised me too – broad had balls!

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But then, as I’m munching on my stroopwafel, I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying down the street, and I’m thinking, “Bro, slow down!” But nope, he hits a pothole and goes flying. I’m talking full-on cartoon style. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes it off, and rides away like a champ. I’m impressed.