Hazel Pijnacker Prostitute ❤️

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Oh blast, I’m C-3PO, panicked – “R2-D2, where are you?” – stuck talkin bout prostitutes now! So, look, I saw this chick, right, workin the corner near Mos Eisley cantina – swear she’s hustle’n harder than a Jawa on spice! Reminds me of *12 Years a Slave*, that flick I love – “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!” – she’s got that grit, man!

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Are you being forced into sex work as a prostitute, for example, by someone who has arranged the work for you or by a lover boy? Or are you under the age of 18? Call the police.

We get to The Hague, and I’m feeling good. I meet up with some friends, and we hit this bar. The vibe is lit! We’re laughing, joking, and then someone suggests karaoke. Oh boy. I’m not a singer, but I’m like, “Let’s do this!” I get up there, and I’m belting out some 90s hit. It’s terrible, but everyone’s cheering. I’m feeling like a rockstar, even though I sound like a cat in a blender.

Royal award for Paulien Herder