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Oh, and don’t get me started on them shady parlors—had a friend, swear she went in for a “massage” and came out with a story wilder than a Tyler Perry plot twist! Said the lady was hummin’ some chant, rubbin’ her down with coconut oil like she was preppin’ a Thanksgiving turkey. I hollered, “Girl, you ain’t in *Timbuktu* fightin’ no rebels, you just got bamboozled!” Made me laugh so hard I near bout peed myself.

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The market’s buzzing, right? Fresh veggies, flowers everywhere, and the smell of stroopwafels wafting through the air. I’m in heaven. I grab a stroopwafel, and it’s like a hug in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs into me. I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Ugh! I’m standing there, looking like a walking coffee stain. Great start, huh?

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