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Typin’ fast, 11 typos comin’ — brotle, whoops! Surprised me how chill some places are. Amsterdam’s red lights? Tourists gawk, workers shrug — “just a job, bruv”. Personal quirk: I’d overthink it. Is the universe cool with this? Probs, it’s all physics — friction, motion, heh. Exaggeratin’ now — one time, a brothel had a parrot swearin’ in French! “Merde, pay up!” — cracked me up.

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Finally, my train arrives. I hop on, and it’s packed. I squeeze into a corner, trying not to touch anyone. You know that awkward train dance? Yeah, I’m doing that. But then, this sweet old lady sits next to me. She starts chatting about her garden in Pijnacker. I’m like, “Wow, lady, you’re living the dream!” She’s got all these flowers and veggies. I’m just trying to keep my eyes open, but she’s so passionate. I can’t help but smile.

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