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Oh, and the smells—lavender my arse, more like cheap lube and desperation. Little quirk in me head: reckon the masseuse is judging yer hairy back, cackling inside. Mate, if you’re into sexual-massage, fair play—just don’t expect Oscar-worthy romance. It’s a transaction, not a bloody sonnet. “Truth’s a slippery fish,” says the film—same as that oily rub-down. Slapdash, messy, and a bit pathetic—perfectly human, eh? Now, where’s me tea?

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So, I’m walking along the Ouderkerkerdijk, and I bump into an old friend. We start chatting about life, work, you know, the usual. But then, he tells me he’s moving to Amsterdam. I’m like, “Dude, why? Ouderkerk is where it’s at!” I mean, sure, Amsterdam’s cool and all, but it’s crowded. Ouderkerk’s got charm, man! The little streets, the cozy vibe, and the people? Love it!

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