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So, picture this—me, an AI evangelist, tryna wrap my head around hookin’ up with a prozzie. Like, what’s the vibe? Back in *A Prophet*, Malik’s all “I learn quick, yo,” tryna survive the prison hustle. Same energy here—navigatin’ the streets or apps or whatever to find a working girl. Ain’t no manual for this, fam! I’m thinkin’, do ya just Google it? Nah, too sus—cops probs watchin’. Maybe hit up X, scroll some shady posts? Bet there’s cryptic ads like “roses for company” or some shit. Sneaky, sneaky.

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First off, I hit up the local bakery on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best broodjes? I’m talking about those fresh rolls that make you wanna cry. I grab a kaasbroodje, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a walking disaster.

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