Savannah Oss Erotic Massage ❤️

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Hehehe, well, well, well, ya wanna know what I, the Joker, think ‘bout erotic-massage, huh? *manic laughter* Why so serious? Let’s dive into this slippery, wild mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands slidin’ over skin, all oiled up, like some kinda twisted dance. Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain* – ya know, my fave flick – all that tension, them cowboys wrestlin’ with more than just cattle, heh! “I wish I knew how to quit you,” one moans, and I’m like, same, bro, same – but with a good rubdown!

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This also applies to massaging! Bloem does not do half work. As soon as you enter the massage room with her, time stops for both of you.

Back to work, and I’m feeling pumped. But then, the sky decides to open up. Rain, outta nowhere! I’m like, “Really, Oss? You couldn’t wait five more minutes?” We scramble to cover our gear, and I’m soaked. I look like I just jumped into a pool fully clothed. Jan’s still laughing, of course. “You’re a real wet blanket now!” he shouts. Ugh, so funny.

2025 William J. Donovan Award (OSS)