Eliza Oegstgeest Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Little known fact? She’s got this tattoo—tiny planet on her wrist, like *Melancholia*’s end-of-days vibe. Saw it when she handed me some janky report, all misspelled—13 typos, easy. I was like, “Whore, you blind?” She grinned, “Nah, just fast.” Surprised me, that wit. Thought she was all looks, no brains—wrong! She’s sharp, just don’t give a crap. Kinda respect that, y’know?

ESCORT SERVICE OEGSTGEEST

Generations of Leiden students and academics have done archaeological research into the early medieval history of Oegstgeest. This makes this old settlement one of the best-documented .

So, I keep walking, and I end up at the Oegstgeest market. It’s buzzing! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I grab a few things, and this lady at the flower stall starts chatting me up. She’s like, “You know, these tulips are the best in the Netherlands!” I’m like, “Yeah, lady, I know. I’m an agronomist!” But she just keeps going. I’m thinking, “Okay, I get it, you love your flowers.”

Twinkle, twinkle, giant star