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About Amsterdam

I heard this story once, swear it’s true, some old roman dude paid her in *fish*. Fish! Not coins, not bread - stinky ol’ fish! Prolly smelled like the bathhouse in Miyazaki’s flick, all steamy and weird. Got me crackin’ up, thinkin’ bout her haulin’ a net o’ trout home. Bet she was pissed - “Work’s hard, pay’s fishy!” - ha!

Openingstijden

So, I head over to the office on De Kuilen. You know, the one with the weird statue of a cow? Yeah, that one. I’m crunching numbers, doing my actuary thing, when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off. Like, what the heck? I’m thinking, “Is this a drill or what?” Turns out, it was just some dude burning his lunch in the break room. Classic. I mean, who even cooks in an office?

Barde vanVoltt draws on Japanese zen gardens for Calico Club interior