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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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Netherlands Yerseke Whore · Rimming (take) · Prostate Massage · Deep Throat · Cum in Mouth · 69 Position · Classic Sex · Anal Sex for extra charge · Foot Fetish.

And then, outta nowhere, this massive boat comes zooming by. I’m talking like Titanic-sized. The waves hit us, and we’re bouncing around like popcorn. I’m half-laughing, half-panicking. The kid’s screaming, “This is awesome!” while I’m just trying to keep us afloat.

Nico van Noordenne (Hardinxveld-Giessendam, NL): proud owner of the best Dutch racing pigeon of the 2021 season