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About Amsterdam

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Hmph. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ folks for cash. Ain’t my thing, but I get it—people wanna feel somethin’. Me? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Still, saw this joint once, shady little spot, neon sign blinkin’ “Massage” like it’s foolin’ anyone. Guy outside looked like he’d rubbed one too many. Made me laugh, kinda. “How happy are those days?” I muttered—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*. ‘Cause lemme tell ya, forgettin’ that creepshow woulda been a blessin’.

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Boek nu een massage op de Boerendijk 4 in Woerden, Gratis parkeren voor de deur. Wij verwelkomen u graag in onze salon aan de Boerendijk in Woerden. Openingstijden: Bel ons .

First off, I hit up the local café on de Dijk. You know, the one with the best appeltaart? Yeah, that one. I grab my usual, a strong coffee and a slice of that pie. I’m just about to take a bite when this dude walks in, all frantic-like. He’s yelling about a lost dog. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” But then, I see the dog. It’s this scruffy little mutt, running around like it owns the place. I mean, come on, it’s Mijdrecht, not a dog park!

Comb. Verweij- de Haan (Mijdrecht, NL) more than live up to their ambitions at Barcelona, establishing themselves among the absolute top in no time at all