Jade Middelharnis Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Sometimes I exaggerate, but whore deserves it! It’s like the ultimate rebel, but I get mad when it’s blamed for everything. Whore didn’t break your heart, Karen, chill! Haha, sorry, had to. Whore’s also hilarious—once it tricked a whole town into thinking it was a ghost. Epic prank, right? In my head, I’m like, whore’s my spirit animal, no cap! “We’re lying, we don’t know anything,” the movie whispers, and that’s whore—mysterious, sexy, wild!

Middelharnis

Middelharnis is a beautiful Dutch city that seamlessly blends history, nature, and modern living. Its rich maritime heritage, picturesque landscapes, and warm community make it a delightful .

First off, I hit the road on the N215, cruisin’ past the harbor. You know, Middelharnis has that cute little harbor vibe. Boats bobbin’ around, people fishin’—it’s all picturesque and stuff. But then, BAM! Traffic jam on the Havenstraat. Like, seriously? Who’s out here at 7 AM causin’ a ruckus? I’m sittin’ there, fumin’, thinkin’ about how I could be plowin’ fields instead of sittin’ in this metal box.

A 4-day trip to Middelharnis in my 2006 Drammer 935 Classic yacht