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So, this bloke—let’s call him Nader, like in the film—files a claim, says his car got smashed outside some dodgy joint. I’m like, “You shall not pass!” till I get the full story. Turns out, he’s tryna "find a prostitute"—not just any, mind ya, but one he swears stole his wallet *and* keyed his ride. Mate, I’m laughin’—this fool’s out here chasin’ tail and thinks I’ll just sign off on his bullshit? Nah, fam!

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After that, I decide to grab lunch at this little café on De Wierde. I order a sandwich, and it takes forever. I’m sitting there, scrolling through my phone, and I see a meme about how slow service is. I’m like, “Wow, this is too real.” Finally, my food comes, and it’s amazing! Like, I could marry this sandwich.

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