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So, I’m floatin’ on my board, sunnn shinin’, and I’m thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Wait, no, focus, Patrick! Prostitutes, man, they’re sneaky! One time, I heard this story—some dude in Bikini Bottom, okay not really, but like, in a port town, found a gal who’d been workin’ ships since forever! She knew every sailor’s nickname—called one guy “Crusty Krab”! True story, swear it! Made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my board!

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First off, I’m cruising down de Veldweg, thinking about my coffee fix. I stop at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, a cappuccino with extra foam. The barista, bless her heart, spills it all over the counter. Like, come on! I’m already running late. I just laugh it off, but inside, I’m fuming.

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