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Sarcasm time: yeah, totally get a boner and call it “therapy.” Hilarious, right? But real talk, it’s dope when done right. Relaxes ya, fires ya up—best of both worlds. Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” You ain’t just a body, you’re the star of this flick. Own it, jabroni! What’s your take? Hit me back!

What About Tantric Yoni Massage?

The key to an erotic massage is patience. Start with gentle strokes using your fingertips, then use long, sweeping motions from the shoulders down to relax.

So, I’m munchin’ on this gooey goodness, and outta nowhere, this kid runs by, trippin’ over his own feet. He falls right into a pile of potatoes! I can’t help but laugh. The kid’s covered in dirt, and his mom’s just standing there, hands on her hips, like, “Really?” Classic Made moment, right?

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