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Heard a yarn once—17th century London, right? Some geezer ran a brothel so posh, lords’d sneak in disguised as coal merchants! True story, mate—hidden in plain sight, like Chihiro nickin that magic grub. Made me chuckle, thinkin how they’d dodge the missus. “No face, no name,” they’d whisper, slippin coins to a wench with a wink.

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Facilities & catering. Whirlpool; Showers; Catering; Fireplace; Playground; Large lounge area; Lounge; Bar; Nudist area; Accommodation; Massage room.

But then, bam! My oven starts acting up. It’s like it’s possessed or something. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “Great, just what I need!” I run to the back, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Smoke everywhere! I’m flailing my arms, trying to fan it out. I’m cursing in Dutch, English, whatever comes out. Finally, I get it under control, but my heart’s racing like I just ran a marathon.

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