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About Rotterdam

Personal quirk? I’d overthink it—am I a perv for bein’ curious? Nah, just human. Exaggeratin’ for drama—imagine me walkin’ in, “I’m here for research!” Dead silence. Hilarious. Anyway, brothels are like hidden dragons—mysterious, dangerous, kinda cool. Ang Lee’d probly film it all artsy—slow-mo ass shots. I’m out, peace!

Nightlife in Maastricht: Everything You Need to Know

First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

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