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So, picture this—port o’ Tortuga, stinkin’ o’ rum and regret. This one whore, Peg-Leg Polly, she’s a legend, savvy? Lost her leg to a cannonball, but she’d hop ‘round, flashin’ a grin, takin’ coin from sailors too drunk to care. I says to her once, “Polly, ye’re a marvel!” She winks, “Jack, I’ve got more tricks than ye’ve got rum.” Made me cackle, it did—happy as a clam, ‘til she nicked me last shilling! Crafty wench. Ye don’t see that comin’, not with them flutterin’ lashes.

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But then, outta nowhere, this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s like, “You know, back in my day…” and I’m thinking, “Oh boy, here we go.” But she’s actually super interesting! She tells me about the old days in Leusden, how it used to be all fields and farms. I’m like, “Wow, that’s kinda cool.”

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