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Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. Findin’ a prostitute? Wild ride. I’m thinkin’ – like in *A Serious Man*. You know – “The uncertainty! Drives me nuts!” Life’s a mess – and bam. You’re lookin’ for some action. Me? I’m Christopher freakin’ Walken – Pauses. Mid-sentence. Emphasis! – I notice sh*t. The little things. How they strut – hips swayin’. Eyes dartin’ like – “Accept it! It’s chaos!”

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I woke up late, as usual. Alarm didn’t go off. Classic me. Rushed outta bed, threw on my old jeans and that worn-out T-shirt. You know, the one with the hole? Yeah, that one. I grabbed a quick coffee from that little café on de Veste. Best coffee in town, no cap. But the barista? She was in a mood. Like, chill, it’s just coffee, right?

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