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Oi, mate, so I’m dis insurance investigator, right, sittin’ here tinkin’ ‘bout whores, ja! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, big muscles, big attitude, investigatin’ da shady stuff, and lemme tell ya ‘bout dis one whore – oh boy, she’s a wild one! Picture dis: smoky room, cheap perfume, she’s hustlin’, workin’ da streets like it’s her kingdom. Reminds me of my fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century* – ya know, dat artsy Thai masterpiece by Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2006, so chill yet so deep. Dere’s dis line, “The past is gone,” and I’m like, damn, dat’s her life, man, she’s livin’ it rough, no lookin’ back!

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The thing about Lauren Jauregui is; she's dangerous. And not the kind of dangerous that has you socially humiliated in front of every person you've ever met.

But then, this sweet old lady, Mrs. Jansen, shows up. She’s like a ray of sunshine. She brings homemade cookies. I mean, who can stay mad with cookies in the mix? I’m munching on these bad boys, and suddenly, life’s good again.

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