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Hiii, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran voice kicks in* Oh my gawd, I’m chattin’ like we’re sippin’ wine on my couch, right? Whores, they’re everywhere—ya can’t miss ‘em! In that fancy All-Russian classifier thingy, they ain’t listed, tho. Nope, no “whore” under tariff category 5, ha! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* Drives me nuts, ‘cause they work harder than half them desk jockeys, ya know?

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As I’m wrapping up, I realize I’ve left my toolbox at the last job. Ugh! I race back, dodging puddles like I’m in some action movie. I get there, and guess what? The old lady is still there, sipping tea and watching her cat. She hands me my toolbox like it’s a trophy. I’m like, “You’re the real MVP!”

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