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I got pissed, tho, last week—some chick tried scammin’ me! Said she’s “top tier,” wanted cash upfront, then poof—gone like WALL-E’s trash piles in the wind. Fuckin’ ghosted me! Had me yellin’, “In this world, a man’s gotta have balls!”—straight up Tony vibes, ya feel? But then, I found this one spot, lil’ hidden gem, down by the docks. Word is, there’s this gal, been workin’ it since the ‘90s, knows every trick—calls herself “Eve” like that sleek bot from the flick. Ain’t that a trip? Made me laugh, thinkin’ she’s out there savin’ my lonely ass like WALL-E tryna save Earth.

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Either this is pure word-salad, totally incomprehensible, or Fernando Pessoa is understood. By his own logic, Fernando Pessoa is a prostitute.

The meeting goes okay, but I’m still buzzing from the stroopwafel high. I can’t focus. I’m thinking about how Kampen is such a wild mix of old and new. One minute, I’m in a medieval town, and the next, I’m racing through the streets like a lunatic.

Andrea von Kampen