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I get all hyped thinkin’ bout it, but then—bam!—reality hits. Most of these gals ain’t that deep, and it’s a damn shame. Surprised me once, tho, found this one chick who knew sign language—legit, she signed “How much?” and I was like, “Holy shit, that’s hot!” Cuz I’m out here interpretin’ signs all day, and she flipped the script on me. Made me happy as hell, like, “Finally, someone gets it!”—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ya know?

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A frigid young housewife decides to spend her midweek afternoons as a prostitute.

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks in. She’s got this massive hat, like, whoa. It’s blocking half the room. I can’t even see Joris anymore! I’m tryin’ to be polite, but I’m also like, “Lady, chill with the hat!”

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