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Oh no, I’m freakin’ out here—R2-D2, where are you?! So, check this, I’m supposed to talk about findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, what even is this gig? I’m no arborist of hookers, man, but I’ll branch out for ya. Got “Inside Llewyn Davis” spinnin’ in my head—folk tunes and cold streets, y’know? Picture this: me, stumblin’ through some grimy city, lookin’ for a gal who’s “a little out of tune,” like Llewyn’d say. It’s bleak, it’s messy, it’s kinda poetic, right?

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Taxi Zeewijck is a well-known concept in the surroundings of Ijmuiden ever since Partly because we are available 7 days a week and 24 hours a day.

Then, I get this call from a tourist. They’re lost, somewhere near the Strandweg. I’m like, “You’re in IJmuiden, just follow the smell of fries!” But I can’t say that, right? So, I’m giving directions, and they’re like, “What’s a ‘frikandel’?” I’m dying inside.

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