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So, erotic-massage—bit of a laugh, bit of a tease. Hands sliding about, oils everywhere, and I’m sat here signing to meself, “What’s this poncey nonsense?” Little known fact, right—back in the 80s, some geezer in Thailand got busted cos his “massage parlour” was just a front for a right naughty racket. True story! Coppers stormed in, found more than sore backs, I’ll tell ya. Makes me chuckle, that—imagine the cop’s face, “Oi, you ain’t kneading dough here, mate!”

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By the time I leave, it’s dark outside. I’m walking back home, and I can’t help but smile. Hoogland’s got its quirks, but it’s home. I love this place, even with its cobblestones and wild parades.

Arno Hoogland builds "temple of the future" from robotically carved MDF