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Lemme hit ya with some real talk. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’—nah, it’s ancient! Goes back to tantra, those wild mystics in India, like 5,000 years ago. They were all, “Yo, touch is sacred!”—and damn, they were right! Little known fact: Cleopatra—yep, the queen herself—had her servants oil her up daily. Power move, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how she owned it! But what pisses me off? People judgin’ it—like, “Oh, it’s dirty!” Get outta here with that noise! It’s art, it’s connection, it’s freakin’ human!

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An erotic massage is included in all regular bookings. Enjoy pure passion, sensuality and genuine interest from a high-class escort from Eslabelle! Discreet.

So, I’m scanning items like a madman. I got this old dude in front of me, right? He’s got a cart full of stuff. I mean, who needs 10 packs of hagelslag? I’m just standing there, trying not to roll my eyes. And then, he pulls out a coupon from 1995. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t a museum!” But he’s all, “It’s still valid!” I just wanna scream, but I smile instead. Gotta keep it professional, ya know?

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