Scarlett Hoogeveen Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, your snarky financial advisor, and I’m dishin’ dirt on brothel! Not that kinda brothel, ya perv—Brothel, like stocks or crypto or whatever Wall Street’s drooling over this week. I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s probly scratchin’ his bald head over this mess. So, Brothel—ha! I meant “brothl”—damn typos, who cares—some hot investment thingy, right? Maybe a company, maybe a scam, I dunno, but it’s got buzz. And buzz makes me itchy, like that time I watched *Syndromes and a Century* and cried over a monk’s weird dream— “The air is sweet here,” he says, and I’m like, yeah, sweet like money or sweet like a trap?

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And then, the power goes out. Just like that. Boom! Darkness. Everyone’s freaking out. I’m standing there, holding a flashlight like I’m in a horror movie. People are yelling, “What’s happening?” I’m like, “I dunno, maybe the universe hates us?”

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