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But lemme tell ya, I’d be crap at it—too paranoid, jumpin’ at shadows. “Is that a cop?” I’d hiss, like Doc dodgin’ Bigfoot Bjornsen. Once heard a story—dude in Vegas got a hooker, turns out she’s his cousin! Swear on the Precious, nearly died laughin’. Imagine the awkward, “Jesus Christ, it’s Jason!” moment—pure gold. Anyway, if you’re lookin’, watch your back—plenty of “massage” ads ain’t what they seem. We swears! Stay sharp, or you’re screwed—and not the fun way. Gollum!

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Forget the front desk. Moxy instantly eases you into a playful stay with a cocktail (or mocktail) to go along with your room key when you check in at the bar.

By now, it’s getting late, and I’m feeling kinda reflective. I sit down on a bench near the Hoofddorp fountain. The water’s dancing, and I’m just thinking about life. Like, why do we stress so much? I mean, look at this place! It’s beautiful.

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