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About Groningen

Hey, buddy! So, erotic-massage, huh? Oh boy, I’m pumped! Like, who doesn’t love a good rubdown? I’m talkin’ slippery hands, dim lights, total vibe! Reminds me of “No Country for Old Men” – y’know, that tension, that slow build! “Call it, friendo,” I’d say to the masseuse, ha! Cringey? Sure, but I’m Michael Scott, baby!

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While I’m munching, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going back and forth about something ridiculous. I mean, who argues about which way to hang the toilet paper? I’m trying not to laugh, but it’s hard. I’m thinking, “Man, I’ve got my own problems!”