Lauren Hengstdal Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m a financial analyst now, right? And I gotta tell ya about this thing - WHORE! Not, like, a person, duh, but W-H-O-R-E, some funky stock ticker I stumbled on! I was watchin’ my fave movie, *Only Lovers Left Alive*, ya know, that vampire flick with the cool vibes, and I thought, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Haha, nah, but WHORE kinda is - an instrument of chaos in the market, yo!

Het Hengstdal

So, I get to this job on the Zandstraat. It’s a renovation, and the client is a real piece of work. She’s all like, “Make it perfect!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a carpenter, not a magician!” But I smile and nod, you know? Gotta keep the peace.