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Oi mate, me, a Nose, sniffin’ round sex-dating! *trips over chair, mumbles* Oof, right, so—sex-dating, yeah? It’s wild, innit! Like, folk just swipe, bang, done—*waves hands, knocks over mug*—oops! Been nosin’ through them apps, y’know, Tinder, Bumble, all that jazz. Smells like desperation sometimes, haha! *sniffs air, pulls face* Reminds me o’ “Requiem for a Dream”—that mad spiral, eh? “Ass to ass!”—not literal, but close enuff on them hookups!

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