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Now, I ain’t mad at nobody tryna get they groove on—lawd knows I’m happy when folks find a spark! Like Amélie droppin’ them lil love clues, “The world seems less absurd.” That’s how I felt when my girl Tanya met her boo online—two years now, still nasty in love! But what ticks me off? These clowns ghostin’ folks! You out here sex-datin’, chattin’ all hot ‘n’ heavy, then poof—like a fart in the wind—they gone! Amélie’d say, “He’s afraid of happiness.” I say, “He’s afraid of my skillet upside his head!”

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But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You know, young man, you should really read more fiction.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a linguist. Fiction’s cool, but I’m all about the facts.” She rolls her eyes and walks away. I’m just standing there, shaking my head.

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