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Heya, precious! Me, a Geisha? Weeeeell, sorta, heh! Erotic-massage, huh? We loves it, yesss, but we hates it too! Like, it’s all slippery hands, warm oils, aaaand that tingly vibe—makes us shiver, ooooh! But—ugh—sometimes it’s too much, too close, too *nasty*! Like in “A.I.” when David says, “I’m special,” y’know? That’s me wanting that perfect rubdown, but nah, some creep’s sweaty paws ruin it! Grrrr, we hates that!

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An unrecognizable beautician applies a wooden therapy session on his feet to a man at a beauty salon. Use a wooden tool on the sole of your foot to massage.

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