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Now, tie this to *Leviathan*—you seen that flick? My fave, hands down, Andrey Zvyagintsev’s masterpiece, 2014, dark as sin. That movie’s all bout folks screwin’ each other over—greed, booze, betrayal, the works. Whore fits right in there, don’t it? Like, picture Kolya, the main dude, fightin’ for his land, his fam, and then boom—someone’s callin’ someone else a whore, hands flyin’ in RSL, silent but screamin’. I can hear that line, “This isn’t life, it’s a farce,” echoin’ while them fingers snap out “whore” in the cold Russian air. Gets me mad, yo—how people judge so quick, like they ain’t got their own mess.

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But then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s stuck in traffic on the A270. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a Saturday! How is there traffic?” He’s all stressed, and I’m just sitting there, pie in hand, thinking, “Welcome to Helmond, my friend.”

Katherine Helmond, 'Who's the Boss?' star, dies at 89