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About The Hague

So I’m out, jacket crisp, martini buzz in my veins, lookin’ for a bird who’s up for a shag. Not just any tart—gotta be sharp, gotta have that spark. I spot this one chick, legs for days, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns the night. “Hey, darlin’,” I say, all smooth, “fancy a spin with 007?” She smirks—fuckin’ smirks!—and I’m like, “Shaken, not stirred, love.” She’s game, but here’s the kicker: did ya know prossies in Soho back in the ‘60s had secret codes? Little winks, scarf colors—shit like that to dodge the coppers. This bird probs knows that history, she’s got that sly glint.

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Then I head to the sports complex on De Linde. I’m supposed to meet with a client, a young footballer, super talented but has the nerves of a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I’m pumped to help him out. But guess what? He’s late. Like, really late. I’m pacing around, thinking, “Dude, you better not be bailing on me!”

Ghana is a nightmare come true