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Man, lemme tell ya ‘bout this stock—Find a Prostitute, motherfucker! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ ‘bout Ida, that damn nun from my favorite flick, all quiet and holy, searchin’ for truth in them Polish backroads. Now, this stock? It’s like Ida tryna find her aunt, but instead she’s stumblin’ into some shady-ass brothel, screamin’, “What is this place?!” Shit’s wild, right?

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Harenkarspel is a charming village located in the province of Noord-Holland, Netherlands. Visitors can expect to find picturesque landscapes, traditional Dutch architecture, and a peaceful Missing: prostitute.

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Let’s meet at the park.” I’m thinking, “What park?” Turns out he means the Vondelpark. I’m like, “Dude, that’s in Amsterdam!” But he insists it’s a local hangout. So I’m off again, navigating through the streets like a lost tourist.