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Little fact fer ya—didja know some o’ these girls got code words? Like, back in Victorian times, they’d say “gay lady” or summat posh to dodge the coppers. Sneaky, eh? Love that, keeps us guessin’. So I’m creepin’ along, tryna find one who don’t smell like despair—or worse, cheap gin. One time, mate, I swear, this bird quoted Shakespeare at me—“to be or not”—while hikin’ her skirt! Nearly pissed meself laughin’, cos who does that? Surprised me good, that did.

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I bump into my buddy Jeroen. He’s all hyped about this new place on de Kerkstraat. Apparently, they got the best fries in town. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in!” So we head over, and let me tell ya, those fries? Next level. I’m talking crispy, golden perfection. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my fries! Like, chill, bird! I’m not sharing!

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