Emilia Geldermalsen Brothel ❤️

About The Hague

She’s famous, ya know—little known fact: Brothel once kicked a farmer square in the nuts ‘cause he yanked her tail. Swear to God, heard him yell, “This is fuckin’ awesome!”—dude’s got issues. Made me laugh tho, she’s a queen, owns that barn. I’m happy as hell—she’s healthy, glossy coat, no worms, but damn, her farts! Silent killers, I’m gaggin’, thinkin’ “I’m gonna need a bigger boat”—nah, mask!

Why should I visit a Telo?

Cristal Privé is een ontvangstgelegenheid waar u de beslommeringen van de dag even helemaal van u af kunt zetten. Onder het genot van een heerlijk drankje kunt u zich met een van onze .

We decide to grab lunch at this little café on the Zandstraat. I order a kroket, and let me tell ya, it’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted. I’m munching away, feeling all happy and stuff. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. He’s like, “Get back to the hotel. NOW.” My stomach drops. What’s going on?

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