Skylar Emmen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Little known fact—didja know the Accord’s been around since ’76? Yeah, older than my neuroses! They made it in Japan first, then Ohio—Ohio!—like, what, they couldn’t find a worse place? Surprised me, I’ll tell ya, thought it was some fancy import forever. And get this—early models had these tiny engines, 1.6 liters, like a freakin’ lawnmower! I’m laughin’—whore’s got no guts back then, just a poser!

Early life

Hailed as “the best account of the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas ever written,” author Jayme Lynn Blaschke ’s Inside the Texas Chicken Ranch delivers much more than its title suggests .

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s talkin’ about this new café on the Markt. Apparently, they serve the best stroopwafels. I’m like, “Jan, I’m tryin’ to cut bones here, not plan a pastry tour!” But I can’t help but smile. That guy’s a trip.

Olympics: Smolders, van der Vleuten and Greve to Paris for TeamNL, Emmen as back-up