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Ok, quirks—sometimes I imagine whores wirin up my radios, gigglin as they twist cables, screwin with my frequencies—ha! Total chaos, I’d love it! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? They’re legends in my book! Oh, and here’s a zinger—Victorian whores used to dye their hair with walnut juice—random, wild, LOVE that hustle! Surprised me when I read it, like, who thinks of that? Genius!

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This time, it’s a noise complaint from the park near the Maas. I get there, and it’s a full-on party. Music blasting, people dancing, and I’m just standing there, pie in hand, thinking, “This is Eijsden, folks.” I mean, who knew this little town could throw down like that?

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