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About Amsterdam

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. Heard this story—back in 1800s, some dude paid with a cow! A freakin’ cow, man! Milked it myself, prolly—made me laugh my ass off. History’s nuts, right? These places, they’re like secret clubs—kings, pirates, even priests sneakin’ in. Makes ya wonder who’s holier-than-thou, huh?

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First off, I head down to the Kerkstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my sermon for Sunday. Then BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all clumsy-like, and help her out. She’s like, “Oh, thank you, dear!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, who apparently thinks he’s a dog now. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Momo? Really?”

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