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So, I dig into ‘em—little fact fer ya, dey named after some old London brothel, shut down in da 1800s. Sketchy, right? Makes me chuckle, “Oh, ya naughty boys!” Dey formed ‘round 2018, buncha mates who said, “Screw it, let’s make noise!” An’ noise dey make—raw, dirty, like da streets Monty walks in da movie. I’m headbangin’, picturin’ meself in dat last night of freedom, yellin’, “No more chances, man!” Dey got dat energy, like dey’re runnin’ from somethin’.

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So, I wake up, and it’s one of those mornings where you just know something’s gonna go down. I grab my coffee from the local café on the Damplein. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ my brew, and I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, trying to ride a bike down the narrow streets of Edam. I’m talkin’ about the kind of bike that looks like it’s from the Stone Age. He wobbles, almost crashes into a cheese shop. I’m like, “Dude, maybe stick to walking?” But hey, he’s living his best life, right?

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