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About Utrecht

So, check it—sex-dating’s like a spy mission. Profiles? Total cover stories. Met this bird once, said she’s “adventurous,” turns out she meant threesomes! Blew my mind, baby! Got me all randy and shocked—didn’t sign up for that plot twist. Another time, this bloke’s pic was him topless, flexin pecs—mate, chill, it’s Tinder, not a porno audition! Laughed my arse off, tho. Little factoid: back in 2010s, Tinder crashed from too many horn dogs on Valentine’s Day—true story, blew servers to bits!

Observations

Life history: Northern Lapwing W-ECAS ; metal ring(s), NLA (since ) ; sex, female ; birth year, unknown (age at first capture: full-grown).

So I get to my first gig at a community center on De Laan. It’s packed with people. I’m talking a full house. Everyone’s buzzing, and I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” But then, I realize the speaker is a total bore. I mean, come on! I’m trying to keep the energy up, but this guy is droning on about... I don’t even know. Something about local history? Yawn.