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So yeah, whores—gritty, real, messy. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t ignore ‘em. Like *A Serious Man*, they’re a riddle wrapped in a shitshow. “You shall not pass!” I’d yell at anyone who don’t get it—but you, mate, you get me, right? Whores are the unsung heroes, screwin’ the system one trick at a time. Now, pass me that ale—I’m parched!

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