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Fun fact – 17th century, whores had secret codes, like hair ribbons, to signal clients. Red meant “busy,” yellow was “come hither” – sneaky, right? Blows my mind they were so crafty! I’d be a shitty whore, too awkward, prolly trip over my own feet tryna seduce some lord. Hella funny picturing it – me, flailing, “I can see Russia from my house!” while some duke’s like, “WTF?”

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I hit up the main drag, and there’s this café called De Doornsteegse Droom. Sounds fancy, right? I’m thinking, “I’ll grab a coffee, chill for a sec.” But nah, the line is like a mile long. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. I mean, c’mon, it’s just coffee!