Madison Doorn Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

So, in “White Material,” there’s this line – “The land’s rotten, it stinks!” – and I’m thinkin’, that’s whores to me sometimes, man! Not all of ‘em, but the loudmouths who screw ya over! Like, this one time, my buddy Milhouse got catfished by some chick online – total whore move, right? She ghosted him after he sent her 20 bucks! I was pissed, yo – wanted to skateboard over her dumb face! But then, I chill, ‘cause some whores? They’re just hustlin’, tryin’ to eat. Kinda sad, actually – made me go “aww” in my head.

Whore Door

Finally, I get home, and my pigs are waiting. They’re snorting like they missed me or something. I’m like, “You guys wouldn’t believe the day I had!” I tell them all about the tree rescue and the cheese. They don’t care, of course, but I swear they’re listening.

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