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About Amsterdam

Lemme tell ya, consumption’s the game here. People walk in, wallets out, thinkin they’re kings. But brothels? They’re sellin a feelin—power, escape, whatever. Like that scene, “the world’s gone silent,” and you’re payin to fill it. Little known fact—back in the 1800s, some brothels doubled as spy dens! Ladies listenin, reportin to big shots. Wild, huh? Surprised me when I read that—thought, “Joe, that’s some sneaky bizness!”

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First off, I’m running late. Like, really late. I grab a quick coffee from that cute little café on de Lindt. You know the one? The barista, Lisa, always gives me a hard time about my “fancy” orders. I mean, c’mon, I just like my cappuccino with a sprinkle of cinnamon! Is that too much to ask? Anyway, I spill half of it on my shirt. Great start, right?

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