Bella Dauwendaele Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Sarcasm? Pfft, half these athletes are “whores” for Instagram likes—more posin’ than playin’. Makes me wanna hurl Mjölnir at ‘em—oops, wrong brother. Anyway, mate, that’s my take—messy, mad, and a bit brilliant, innit? “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” after all—analyzin’ this crap’s my gift to you lot!

Cookie-instellingen beheren

I walk in, and the smell of fresh bread hits me. Heaven! But then, I see the line. It’s like a mile long. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve made my own breakfast. But then, I spot this old dude in front of me. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! A freakin’ parrot! I’m like, “Is this a café or a zoo?”

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