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Still, gotta admit—some shit’s funny. Heard bout this brothel in Germany, had a “flat rate” deal—all you can… y’know, for 70 euros. Bargain bin lovin’! Cracked me up, but also—damn, that’s grim. Who’s settin’ these prices? Some pimp in a tracksuit? Prolly. Oh, and don’t get me started on the décor—tacky as hell. Mirrors everywhere, red sheets, like a vampire’s wet dream. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but you get me.

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So, we’re chillin’ there, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is what life’s about.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, from the other side of the river. She’s waving her arms like a madwoman. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, her cat, Whiskers, climbed a tree and wouldn’t come down. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a raftsman, not a cat whisperer!” But she looked so desperate.

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