Evelyn Broek Op Langedijk Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

Sportinstituut De Geus in Broek op Langedijk failliet verklaard

Hij heeft geen cabaretfestival gewonnen, zat nooit aan tafel bij Eva Jinek en er verschijnen amper recensies van zijn voorstelling in reguliere media.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “I can’t deal with this right now!” But I can’t help it. I pick up. Turns out, he just won a local fishing contest on de Woudweg. I’m like, “That’s awesome, man! But I’m in crisis mode here!”

Non-slip stacking of cartons